| HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO REGAN!!! I'm sorry I can't be there with you for your birthday, but hey i'll make it up (:
Have the best super sixteen ever. Princeton will fulfill my shoes as your temporary girlfriend,
minus the physical part. assshlleyy. |
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| hahahhahahaha hi this is regan's girlfriend, ashley.
ummm....he's not updating, so it is now my job (:
instead of updating, he's playing WOW. yup yup, that's my boyfriend.
you can call him, Mr. WOWGod cough cough
& his password is ridiculous, ha.
love,
asshleyy.
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| The Italian man who went to Malta
One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to
eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pieces of toast."
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece."
She says: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna two piece in my plate."
She says: "You better no piss in a plate, you son of a bitch!"
I don't even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.
Later.
I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna the fork."
She tells me: "Everybody wanna fuck."
I tell her: "You don't understand? I wanna the fork at the table."
She says: "You better not fuck at the table you son of a bitch!"
So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna sheet."
He tell me: "To go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna sheet on a bed."
He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch."
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"
I said: "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch."
I'm gonna back to Italia.
Two Italian men
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores
their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Denna I come.
Two asses, they come together.
I come again.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine,"
retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady,"
said the man.
"Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
maybe all the Italians should stay in Italy
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| Im leaving the pictures up here because it's a beauty
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